To the Ass of 2016

Here's to the Ass of 2016 It sucked more than any I've yet seen The awakening pains The psychic strains It was a year I would had never been Here's to the ass of 2016. To the ass of 2016 America becomes a racist meme With a clown for a president He wants to mark immigrants He has vowed to take apart Our country's heart While his army of bigots Spew hatred from spigots There ire infused By the rise of fake news With no thought of the truth Charged the election booth To vote in a false Christian Who believes that the white men Are the ones who have been mistreated The hatred is at its most heated I wonder how this could not be seen Here's to the ass of 2016. Here's to the ass of 2016 This year was nothing short of mean We lost so many voices, it seems, by the day The electoral system felled by the decay Of lies that the ignorant believed From a liar that TV reality conceived The truth will never pass his lips As he slovenly chases women's hips Thin-skinned and orange ape He brazenly pokes fun at rape His temper gets the best of him He tweets threats at a moments whim To make us once again barefoot and pregnant Leaving of freedom no remnant Welcome Americans to the neo-nazi scene Here's to the ass of 2016. Here's to the ass of 2016 Welcome to theatre of the obscene Ali, Fisher, Fernandez, Gwen Ifill, Marshall, Sharon Jones, Harper Lee and George Michael, Prince, Bowie, Cohen and so many others Left us to cry with our mothers And in the failing earth now lie They don't have to watch America die And succumb to bigotry, misogyny and hate In the name of making America great the KKK rears its ugly head And make it known they want us dead If we aren't all rich, white males Greeting the child president with Hitler-esque "hails " And think that we don't know what they mean Here's to the ass of 2016. To the ass of 2016 The forward progress so small and lean Marriage equality and some legal weed At least the sort for medicinal need Will be a small comfort when America falls While toddler Trump builds up walls And sucks up to Putin While mouth has a foot in Will we survive four years? Only with enough beers. Let's hope for a few magic beans To survive within uncertain means Fuck of 2016.